10 Things To Look For At The Olympic Closing Ceremony [courtesy of Woot.com]

• 200,000 pizzas sent to “Chinese Taipei”
• Ceremonial lighting of the Tibetan monk
• Entire crowd replaced by more photogenic stand-ins
• New technology allows the "completely live" fireworks display to run backward
• Everyone looks under their seat to find a gift bag containing a DVD copy of Watchmen, one of those cans of Coke in a different language, and a female child
• Numerous mistakes by Chinese dancers (but no points deducted by judges)
• Bela Karolyi given Andy Rooney’s old spot on 60 Minutes
• One more silver medal awarded to Shawn Johnson, just to rub it in
• Olympic hostesses return to their docking stations and power down
• Everyone leaves satisfied but then somehow want another Olympics about fifteen minutes later