Thursday, November 19, 2009

My Tattoo




"The plane! The Plane!"

Been meaning to do a blog on tattoos. It seems they are ubiquitous in society nowadays. I'm not particularly sure why but its become more rare to NOT have one now. There used to be this stigma that tattoos were only for thugs, convicts, bikers, soldiers, and so on. Now TONS of people express themselves through their ink in various ways. Sometimes, its a message to themselves. Sometimes, its to celebrate an important person in their life, and oftentimes, its just a fun symbol someone decided to get put on a miscellaneous body part. Honestly, I'm more of a fan of the first 2 instances to get a tattoo, than I am of the latter, because with the exception of those that opt for laser removal, tattoos are permanent. Taking that into account, I would think you'd want to get something that you will not only never be embarrassed by but also find particularly meaningful. I always tell people who are considering one, MAKE SURE it falls into one or both of those categories.

I wound up putting several years of thought into a few of my tattoos. I dont plan to ever need to get any of mine removed so I take it very seriously. I also prefer to be able to see them everyday, as well as conceal them easily, so placement plays a role in what I get and its size. I currently have 5 tattoos. I'm considering one more because of the amount of real estate I have left on my right arm...which you'll see. Lets start the show & tell.

Right Arm/Shoulder:
This is a pic of my first tattoo: The "and1grad"



As you can see, its simply a pic of the and1 logo with a graduation cap on its head. This signifies the year I graduated college...2001. There's more to it but I think that should hold you over.

I put 2 more tattoos right over the and1grad tattoo. On top is the word "Impact" in chinese script and directly under it is the word "Made" in some fancy script I found. I got the "Made" writing done the same day as the and1grad tattoo. It was to signify the importance of the year 2001 in my life. "Impact" is something of a life motto that I've had for a while now.




Left Arm/Shoulder:
Egyptian Symbology: A few years ago, I was really wanting to put something African in origin on my arm and looked to Egyptian symbols to do so. I've always found stories of different religions & beliefs to be interesting and found that the ankh fit the bill. I was fortunate enough to find a design that combined the ankh with a Djed and a Was. To make a long explanation short, the ankh is said to stand for "Life" or "Eternal Life." The djed stands for "stability" and the was stands for "power." Life, stability, and power. The Was is in front of the the Djed, which is in front of the ankh. Can you tell which is which?




Right over the ankh, I decided to get some more script done and had the word "FAM2US" written with the O looking like a 2 at the bottom. This is an amalgamation of other life mottos that I have; one of which was embedded into my brain by my Mom. I never told her that because she DESPISES tattoos lol.





In all, as you can probably tell, everything I have inked on my skin is very meaningful to me. So much so, that I obviously hesitate to reveal the full meaning to folks because it wont possibly mean as much to you as it does to me. Anyways, you'll probably find people that will tell you it only hurts so much and for so long. I'll only tell you to go into it expecting it to REALLY hurt...and then it might not be so bad. Also, only expect it to hurt for about as long as they are piercing your skin with a needle. It stops hurting after THATS over. Someone told me that you eventually get used to it and/or go numb. I say bullshit. Also, I'm not all about getting tattoos everywhere like some of these rappers & ballplayers. BUT...thats me tho. Do you. Go forth and conquer!!

"Now lets get back to this mic on my arm
If it ever left my side, it'd transform into a time bomb..." -- LL Cool J

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Crazy Dream: The Snoop edition


I had another dream that was so crazy that it needed to be committed to paper for your review. Check THIS out:

The dream starts out with me & Snoop riding around in his car. For some reason, he's supposed to be giving me a ride to work, somewhere in LA. Knowing me, I'm cool...nothing wrong with the D-O-double G giving the A-O-N-E-G a ride to work sometimes, I guess. Except, this is no just average ride to work. And why should it be? But as it turns out, Snoop Dizzle is still gang related and he wants me to take part in these drivebys he's got scheduled around LA BEFORE he drops me off. Word? Apparently, he's got to let some motherfuckers know whats up. Damn. I didnt sign up for all that. So while he's attempting to do all 'at, I'm sitting there slumped in the seat and ducking so I dont get eyeballed and caught up in this madness. Of course, Snoop is hella annoyed at me for that but...*kanyeshrug*  I'm not trying to catch a case! Worse comes to worse, I'm saying that jigga kidnapped me against my will. Shit.

So we get to the last target, and wouldnt you know it, a rival gang starts chasing us in their ride. An EPIC gun battle takes place while on what looks like the 110. I'm talking real Dukes of Hazzard type ish mixed with a little Spy Hunter/Knight Rider. Since he's driving, Snoop hands me a revolver with 5 shots, that I shoot off real quick, then yell "THATS ALL YOU GOT!?!?" at him. I mean, whats he expecting me to do with 5 shots in a moving vehicle? Who am I, Bruce Willis? Out of bullets, I now have to improvise. I find a wrench in backseat and hurl it at our pursuers. Oddly enough, wrenches start getting thrown back n forth b/w cars during the chase. Then...things get weird.


All of a sudden, the car they're driving splits off into 3 motorcycles and they speed up and start coming up on the side of Snoop's car. One of em pulls up to the passenger side, and is ready shell me. Somehow, I'm able to reach out and grab him, before he can do anything, and take his gun. I then point it at his sister, who is another biker not far behind him, and force them both to back off. The 3rd biker, who was the original driver, and apparently the leader, turns out to be the dude from that movie Hoodlum who plays bad guy roles in like everything. After I'm able to end the shootout, we wind up having some kinda peace treaty negotiations like as though we've just ended a war. Snoop and I keep dude's gun, which is a small 5 shooter revolver. The dream ends with all of us arguing over the treaty or something.   [/Scene]

So I'm sure yall are wondering, what in the hell was I doing to have had such a CRAZY dream? Dunno. I DID watch Transformers 2 that day tho. That said, I dont think this is one of those dreams thats supposedly my subconscious trying to send my conscious mind a message. Unless the message is, dont get a ride to work from rap stars.

Come to think of it...that might be a great message for all of us.


ART Club: Vida Guerra


Ay! Dios Mio!! Would you believe that I had never heard of this Cubana before my cousin mentioned her a few months ago? Simply outrageous. Apparently she's been in a ton of things that I've seen and I just didnt know who she was. Well, now I know...and knowing's half the battle (c) GI Joe. If only "life" were REALLY this fly.

Vida, Bienvenidos a la ART Club! Hijole!!

Quotables

I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion," I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves...and goodness. -- Kingdom of Heaven

Quotables

"I am a can-do spirit in a get-it-done body." -- car commercial
 

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