A couple of weeks ago, on the twitter, I asked a question: Carmex or Blistex, who ya got? I only received a few responses, mostly in the Carmex camp. I'm gonna tell yall something. Carmex is BULLshit. In fact, that gotdamn Carmex is officially on my list! Bastids. That mess dont do shit. Carmex does for lips what chinese food does for appetite. Its like dope, for dopeheads. A temporary fix to keep you coming back for more. The only point of using Carmex is so that you can use more Carmex later.However, there is a product that IS the real deal. Blistex. Blistex is at All Star status and Carmex cant even SEE the game. Put Blistex on, boom...immediate impact. And when it finally DOES wear off, you dont feel the distinct urge to put more on again. Why? B/c Blistex DOES the job.
So friends, family...this is a pubLip Service Announcement from me to you. If you are still using Carmex, you have been hoodwinked. Bamboozled. Conned. Dont let this INFERIOR product flim flam you any longer!
8 comments:
I don't like either. I prefer Chap Stick Medicated.
It's stays tingling and you know it's on your lips until you rub it completely in.
then you won't be running around lookin like Michael Irvin at the mouth.
*side eye* I will always stan for strawberry carmex. I always lose blistex...
I prefer Lip Chap. Forgot what that is? Thats the shit that Saaphyri offered H-Town on Flavor of Love 3 after she whooped her ass for being on her bed. Thats what I like.
As a matter of fact this post prompted a post of my own. Go check it homie, its all you!
my bad flav of love 2. and i made a response post just for this, the first one of its kind...ever. lol
Carmex always makes the bulge in my pants look bigger...lol
But I hate that carmex stretch in my pants where you can see the outline even after taking it out.
Blistex is for blisters and lip disease. Carmex is to look greasy for when you are bout to get your smooch on.
@Kayos
LOL @ Michael Irvin mouth. I might need to remember and use that. "This dude has Michael Irvin mouth."
@Vick
Carmex sucks!!
@Prez
That girl is ghetto fab...minus the fab. That post is hilarious tho!
@db
None of those options sound desirable. I'm still going Blistex FTW!
"Carmex does for lips what chinese food does for appetite."
Bloody Marvelous.
And I prefer Nivea actually.
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