Public Service

Earlier today, I noted that some people seem to really struggle to find "common sense"...so I thought I'd provide some things to NOT do on your way to finding common sense. Think of it as me helping folks thru the maze on the back of the cereal box called Common Sense. I would say "Life" but nobody eats that shit. Lets get started.

THINGS TO NOT DO:

Drugs
Crimes
Hang Out With People Who Do Drugs
Hang Out With People Who Do Crimes
Argue With The Police (particularly if you are involved in any of the above)
Eat Only Fast Food
Pull On A Black Woman's Hair Without Prior Permission
Hit On Your Mom's Friend
Hit On Your Friend's Mom
Get An Absurd Amount/Size Of Tattoos
Date Women Who Say The N-Word A Lot (especially if she isnt black)
Watch A Lot Of BET, MTV, Or VH1
Approach Gangstas Thinking You Hard
Retweet Yourself Without a Valid Reason
Wear Magnums If You Cant Fit Em (Riddle me this: What if the magnum is snug? Muah hahahahahaa, I digress)

This is just a list to get SOME people started. Be proud of yourself if all of this is already known to you. You might make up more of a minority than you think.