What Women Want -- "Nice Guys"

Recently, I've found myself engaged in the timeless argument of what women want in a man. Or at least...what they SAY they want. I find these to often be 2, sometimes COMPLETELY, different things.

"Nice Guys."

Ahhh...the "nice guy." Most women will claim the nice guy until their dying breath. "All I want is a nice guy" blah blah blah. Ladies and gentlemen, this...is...GAH...BIJE. Pure and simple. Fact of the matter is, NICE is fool's gold. This, of course, is assuming you actually DO at some point plan to have sex with another person. If not, have at this "nice" shit. But if you do, DEFTLY avoid being described by the opposite sex as "nice." Nice is the adjective you use to describe the bland or boring. Whenever someone can be described in a more meaningful way, they arent described as "nice." This doesnt mean that they are not nice, it just means there's a better, more interesting, way of describing them.



All of that said, if you ARE indeed TOO nice to the opposite sex, you will also find yourself devoid of dating options. When you are too accommodating to people, they will not only take advantage but they will not consider you a viable dating option. They will think they can do better. Nobody wants the person that is TOO available to them...until all other options have been exhausted. Thats part of where the "dick in a glass case" metaphor comes from. In emergencies, you might be the good enough for the moment guy/girl. You dont want to be that person. Unless...all you want to be is that person...then its a solid win.

*raises People's Eyebrow*

Fellas, you're on notice.

Seriously tho, there is a certain place you want to live if you want women to find you desirable.  MOST will describe it as "being an asshole." Being an asshole does often work, but it has a remarkably short shelf-life...unless you are absurdly good-looking. Thats like a good 1% to maybe 5% of guys. And even then, I wouldnt recommend it as an effective strategy. What you WANT to be...is something of an entertaining jerk. IF you can master that, you will never be hurting for female attention. I dont know ANYONE who doesnt enjoy an entertaining jerk. They're just fun to be around. Add it to your repertoire. At a discount, if you can.

Women like to say a lot of things, regarding what they're looking for in a man, that is completely fraudulent. The Nice Guy conundrum sits near the TOP of this list. Its only superseded by ONE other thing that women say...which I'll, of course, reveal...another time.