People Who Need to be Punched in the Face: Somali pirates

Dear Somali pirates,
You really want to paint yourselves as the new global terrorists, maritime version? Sounds like a good idea, does it? All the countries in Africa STRUGGLING to get their shit together and you mu'fuckas wanna pull this shit. This country...that spent decades with its hand out b/c they were starving..now they run, scratch that...float, around shooting automatic rifles and RPGs at boats minding their own? The one in which they kidnapped (shanghai'd?) Capt. Phillips was on its way to deliver U.N. food aid to East Africa.

Pirates, I sincerely hope the amount of justice leveled at you for these crimes is so overwhelming that the rest of the world actually sympathizes and believes you were treated harshly.